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Better than Hockey!

March 11, 2012

Stuffy? Bourgeoisie? A place where people don’t get into fistfights?

Bah, I say! BAH!

Fun stuff happens at orchestra concerts too!  Check out this article about the apparent brawl in the expensive seats during a Chicago Symphony Concert!

Just as the [Brahms Symphony no. 2]  second movement was drawing to a gentle close — with Music Director Riccardo Muti at the podium — a man in his 30s, according to police, started punching a 67-year-old man inside one of the boxes.

The actual scene in the balcony probably looked something like this.

Now, I can say publicly that I am completely against the abuse of our elders.  And obviously, this is a terrible situation. And whatever  was going on, there was no reason to start punching another person at an orchestra concert.

But I do find it interesting in light of my previous article, Public Images, that phones ringing and babies crying gets conductors to stop the show, but a fight only gets the evil eye from Muti.  Which probably looked like this.

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The disruption is not appreciated.

The Violin Maker

March 9, 2012

How great is this?  A documentary short on a luthier from Brooklyn. He gets to explain his process, his passion, and what matters most to him.  Worth a watch:

Support the filmaker by checking out his website here: Dustin Cohen

Geek, Geeky, Geekiest

February 18, 2012

So I believe this might truly be the geekiest post I’ve made here (so far).  This video is not applicable to anyone but music nerds and is guaranteed to annoy your spouse/roomate/friends/enemies.

Enjoy the Opening Chords of Beethoven’s Eroica Symphony!

From the Orchestra’s Point of View

February 17, 2012

This video has been making the rounds on facebook lately because it is so entertaining.  The “Dancing Conductor” in this video is quite the showman.  (My favorite moment is around 1:450-1:55, but watch the whole thing)

While he does ham-it-up quite a bit, be sure to take note that he is also always taking care of the business at hand.

Enjoy!

Public Images

February 5, 2012

Recently, a string of stories popped up about interrupted orchestra concerts with the conductors actually stopping mid-performance.  New York Philharmonic’s Music Director and Conductor, Alan Gilbert, recently stopped a performance of Mahler’s 9th Symphony due to that unmistakable Iphone Marimba ring. (See above)

And only a couple of weeks later, the Music Director of the Dayton Philharmonic Orchestra stopped a performance of Debussy’s Afternoon of a Faun and asked for a young child to be removed from the hall because the child was being disruptive.

Also, this Youtube video is making the rounds on my musician friends Facebook pages :

Which was then followed up by this cartoon:

So, is this a situation of the performers finally taking the initiative and protecting their performances?  Or is it yet another reason for the Average Joe to avoid orchestra concerts? I fully believe that the conductors and performers were protecting their performances, and protecting the rest of the audience.  And I believe that their intentions were good.

BUT . . .

Some members of our audiences are already scared to death of clapping at the wrong time, so what is the value in singling out someone from our already sparse crowds and ejecting them for making too much noise?  What impression does this give the public? What does it say to the rest of the audience?  I’ll tell you, it says:

Sit down.                                              And                                               Shut up.

Yeah, you heard me.

OF COURSE  cell phones should be off during concerts.

Duh.

And OF COURSE an 8 pm concert is a terrible time and place to bring a baby.

Duh part deux.

Here’s the thing, the only information that seems to break into the news for orchestras is the bad stuff – Failing Orchestras, Bad Labor Relations, Kicking Babies Out of Concerts  . . . you get the idea.

And rather than creating story lines that confirm what an amazing experience a live orchestra concert is, we are confirming the stereotypes that we are elitist, snobbish, non-family friendly, and full of secret rituals that will be strictly adhered to or you can be ejected from the hall.

For all who howled about the terrible person who left his Iphone ringing, be sure to read the follow-up on the story.  Our criminal ringer was,

A lifelong classical music lover and 20-year subscriber to the orchestra who was friendly with several of its members. He said he himself was often irked by coughs, badly timed applause — and cellphone rings. “Then God, there was I. Holy smokes,” he said.

I don’t mention all this to say that cell phones ringing are good or that babies crying in concert are appropriate.  But two important teachers in my life gave me a couple of pieces of advice that have stuck with me.

  1. The single most effective way to build a group, build an audience, build a church congregation, or build a business is through personal invitations – one at a time, consistently, and repeatedly.
  2. You can’t build your organization if you are busy getting rid of people.

Are we busy building an audience, or busy getting rid of one?

Auditions and Barry’s Blog

February 5, 2012

I’ve already posted this article on Facebook, but I think the post is worth a mention here on the Conductorsblog.  Barry Stees is a bassoonist for the Cleveland Orchestra and writes a blog about his life there and the life of being a bassoonist.  It’s worth subscribing to and I’ve added it to our blogroll.  Check out the blog and his article on Auditions here.

Pondering a composer’s place

February 4, 2012

Well, how’s that for a provocative title?

I was sitting in a student’s recital pre-screening recently and a thought started to hit me while I was listening to her play (she did rather well, I might add). She played three pieces of contrasting style: one by a “Great Composer,” another by a supposedly “Great Composer” whose body of work rather irritates me, and then one by a relatively unknown composer.

Pondering further about the composer whose work, as I said, rather irritates me, I thought, “This composer is only really known for about five or six works, even though he wrote about 200 compositions.” Then I began to think that there are a lot of composers we could say the same about, my personal irritations notwithstanding.

Then I went further.

  • There are composers who are “one-hit wonders,” those who are associated with a single composition.
  • There are composers who wrote reams of music that almost no one performs, yet a few of their pieces are still performed regularly.
  • Some composers wrote a relatively tiny amount of music, but what’s there is pretty darn good.
  • And then, there are those who wrote a lot of music and almost all of it is good, if not great.
  • And, of course, in the spirit of being complete, there are the “no-hit wonders.” Composers who wrote a lot, and at one time got their music performed frequently, but have essentially disappeared from the present day orchestral repertoire.

The “one-hit wonder” topic, regarding classical composers, was introduced to me by Harold C. Schonberg’s book The Lives of the Great Composers when I was a college undergraduate. All it took was a photo and a caption to blow my mind:

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Georges Bizet, almost a one-work man

(It’s on page 333 of my hardcover edition.)

I thought, “wow… just wow.” I remembered playing Carmen Suite in high school. I remembered the only opera my relatives knew anything about was Carmen. I also realized that I didn’t know another piece by him.  (Later I managed to conduct the Symphony in C and the L’Arlesienne Suites, but the damage had been done.)

The next category pertains to composers who wrote plenty of music, but at present we only program a small sample.  When’s the last time you heard Prokofiev’s second, third, fourth, sixth, or even seventh symphony live? Sure, you’ve heard/performed/conducted the mighty fifth or the Classical Symphony, Peter and the Wolf, the Third Piano Concerto and maybe even his First Piano Concerto, or either of his violin concertos or music from Romeo and Juliet.  But, how about all that other stuff? Even he thought the 4th Symphony must have been worth “saving” since it has two opus numbers. But, let’s face it, if  you are a major/middle/minor/community/college orchestra are you going to put the time/effort/money/listener’s patience on the line to learn Prokofiev’s Second Symphony when you could program Romeo and Juliet Suite(s)? Don’t get me wrong, I am not saying I agree with this point of view, I am just saying it’s out there.  

Another example that leaps to mind is Max Bruch. How many folks out there, who aren’t Max Bruch Scholars, know more of his work than the Violin Concerto in g minor? What was really frustrating to Max was that he had written a second violin concerto, in D Major, that he firmly believed was a better composition. No one really wanted to hear it or perform it. When he got letters regarding his g minor concerto, he would often send a simple missive in return, “My second violin concerto is much better. Won’t you give it a try?” Few, if any, did.

I also wrote three symphonies that are almost never performed.

Entering into the world of composers who didn’t write a lot, but what they did write is pretty good, two instantly leap to my mind: Gabriel Faure and Alexander Borodin.  Their music is tuneful with (often) solid ideas and (often) beautiful harmonies. Their sense of orchestration is unique (ok, so Borodin had lots of “assistance”) and colorful.  If you don’t know that much music by either of them, don’t worry, you are not alone.  Borodin has three symphonies, but only the second, if any,  is performed along with the Polovetsian Dances from his magnum opus, the opera Prince Igor. Faure is largely known for a small smattering of orchestral & choral works, even though he did write a fair amount of chamber music.

The Most Interesting Faure says, “I don’t often write music. But, when I do, I hold a Dos Equiis.”

I was reported to be a chemist and a feminist. Take that, Interesting Man Faure.

Then we come to the composers who wrote a lot of music and most all of it is good, if not great.  Sure, Beethoven, Mozart and Haydn have “lesser” works.  Not everything is Wellington’s Victory (ok, I know that piece comes in for a lot of abuse these days), but their “great” works so outweigh their “lesser” works it isn’t funny. And remember, they were human. They had to learn, develop, and grow just like the rest of us. Naturally they were going to have bumps along the way. And, in the case of Haydn, his work load required such output that I cannot believe how good almost all of it is.

 No, I didn’t forget to mention him. Johann Sebastian Bach.  There. I said it.     

No, angels didn’t write this. An exceptional human did.

Regarding the “no hit wonders,” as I called them earlier…  I am not here to point any fingers about that. I think it is very interesting to look over programs from major orchestras. Many libraries (remember those?) have bound copies of concert programs from major orchestras from 30, 40, 50, 100 years ago. (Sure… some of that is available online. But, there’s nothing like holding the old program book in your hands.) Mahler conducted and performed the music of… Mahler and Strauss. A concert of only contemporary music? With a major orchestra? And it was sold out? Think forward from Mahler’s time. Bernstein has been credited with “rediscovering” Mahler. Did Mahler’s music really disappear? Or was it that Lenny “popularized” Mahler?

Certainly you have some thoughts about this. We’d love to hear your comments!

Jerry Lewis (yes, that Jerry Lewis) Conducts!

January 31, 2012

Got Any Spare Change?

January 31, 2012

Got Any Spare Change?

Too Geeky? Nah, Too Awesome.

January 23, 2012

Thanks to Tone Deaf Comics for continuing the wonderful music related humor!

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